{"product_id":"introvert-tote-bag","title":"Introvert Tote Bag – I Meditate So I Don’t Punch People Funny Sarcastic Humor Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEver smiled politely… while mentally counting to ten? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you try to stay calm, breathe deeply, and “be mindful”—but inside, you’re just holding it together? 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