{"product_id":"procrastinator-shirt","title":"Procrastinator Shirt – Running Late Is My Cardio Retro Sunset Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave you ever left the house convinced you had plenty of time… only to find yourself speed-walking through a parking lot, juggling coffee, keys, and your dignity? Do your mornings feel like a competitive sport where the finish line is simply arriving on time? If that sounds familiar, this Procrastinator Shirt was made for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the hilarious phrase “\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRunning Late Is My Cardio\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e,” this design perfectly captures the chaotic energy of office workers, remote employees, students, freelancers, and anyone who treats punctuality as more of a suggestion than a rule. 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